The Pinecone Fic

The Pinecone fic

(Dear reader this is for mature twisted minded people so if you’re under 16 I don’t advise you read it but like im writing this and yea whatever enjoy)

 

I scrolled through the youtube home page. Clicking the search panel I typed in ‘AmazingPhil’ Dan said Phil would update today. There it was Phil’s new video. He looked cute as usual. He was still in Florida. His skin only the slightest bit tanned. He crinkled his nose cutely as he talked to the camera about what he had seen in Florida.

Dan barged in the door throwing his bag to the floor.

“What’s wrong baby” I said looking up from the computer

“what are you watching?” he said harshly as Phil’s voice continued playing

“Phil’s new video …” I trailed off as I paused the video

“Why aren’t you watching my new video?” He asked as I stood up from where I was sitting

“Because –“ He cut me off by pushing me against the wall

He pressed his lips to my ear and spoke

“I know what you did with Phil” his warm breath tickled my ear

“What did I do?” I asked then remembered.  Phil and I had been hanging out together before he had gone to Florida. Dan didn’t know this , we were keeping it a secret from him because we knew he’d get protective of me.

“Did Phil fuck you hard enough babe” He said into my ear as he put his arms either of me stopping me from escaping

“Dan , Phil and I only hung out” It was the honest truth Phil and I only got pizza and watched some cheesy movie about talking animals and played monopoly.

“you’re lying” he said as he bought his face close to mine. His brown eyes staring into mine of a similar colour.

“Baby I would never lie to you” I said struggling to escape from the wall

“Fine then you need to be punished” he said moving his arms from the wall and wrapping them around me

He picked me up and put me over his shoulder carrying me into the bedroom

The bedroom seemed to be colder than the rest of the house

He threw me down onto the red sheets that covered the bed

“Dan what are you doing?” I asked as he pulled a piece of rope out of the top drawer of the dresser

“Punishing you” He said as he grabbed my hand and wrapped the rope around it before tying the other end to the bar which was a part of the bed head

He grabbed 3 more pieces of rope tying my other hand and both my legs to separate corners of the bed.

“Dan I was only watching Phil’s videos” Dan reached for a pair of scissors that sat on the bed side table

He ran them across my skin only leaving a slightly white lines.

“I know what I want to do with these” He said as he held them up to the bottom of my shirt

“Dan this shirt is exp-“ too late Dan was already cutting up the middle of it

I struggled slightly as Dan ripped the rest of my shirt off me.

“It would’ve been easier if I wasn’t tied to the bed you know” I said as I looked up into his eyes

“No talking” Dan said as he held the scissors up to my lips

He took the scissors away before cutting off my shorts

He placed the scissors on the elastic of my underwear

Bringing the scissors together cutting them down the side before he ripped them off my body

“That’s better” he said as he threw the scissors to the floor

“What about my bra?” I asked now I was slightly turned on

“I told you no talking” Dan said as he stared into my eyes again

He placed his finger at my clit drawing circles around it teasing me

I moaned in pleasure

“That’s it” He said as he took his finger away

He was extremely annoyed I’d disobeyed him again

He climbed off me and reached for under the bed

“Dan what are you doing?” I asked innocently as I became wetter and wetter after Dan had teased me

“I’m going to punish you more for disobeying me” He said as he grabbed what seemed to be a pinecone from under the bed

He held the pinecone up to my clit

“Dan what are you-“ He shoved it inside me

“FUCK” I screamed in pain

“I told you not to speak” He said as he pushed it in further

“DAN STOP” I scream as I could feel it cutting up my inside

“shhhh…” He said as he moved it around

“DAN” I screamed gaining some pleasure from what was happening

He reached for under the bed again picking up two more pinecones

“Dan what are you doing” the amount of discomfort this was causing me was indescribable

“The more you talk and squirm the more pinecones you get” He said as he held another one up to my clit

“Dan don’t” I struggled

He pushed it inside me causing the other pinecone to move up further inside me cutting up my insides more and more.

“DAN FOR FUCK SAKE” I screamed the pain was beginning to get unbearable

I moved my hands trying to struggle my way out of the rope which kept me tied to the bed

It was too tight there was no way I was getting out of this.

“Dan”

“You just don’t know how to shut up do you?” He asked as he held a pinecone up to my mouth

“Dan” I mumbled against the pinecone which was placed on my lips

He shoved it in my mouth

“That’ll shut you up”  He said as he reached for more pinecones

How many did he have under that bed of his and why did he have them

“Bad girls need to be punished” he said as he pulled on one of the pinecones which were still inside me. He pulled it out giving me some sort of relief

He placed his fingers inside me.

“Babe why are you so wet , do you enjoy the pinecones being in you?” he asked

I shook my head ,It was painful

He picked up a bigger pinecone

“Her baby since you enjoy it so much” He said as he shoved it in me

I tried screaming but it wasn’t an exact possibility at the moment because I had a pinecone stuck between my teeth.

“Maybe one more?” he asked knowing my answer wouldn’t matter because he’d shove it inside me anyway

I managed to spit the pinecone out of my mouth.

My breaths were heavy and I could feel myself shaking.

He shoved the last one inside me

“DANNNNNN” I screamed I was full of pinecones and finding pleasure in this was now not a possibility

He pulled himself on top of me placing his lips on mine

I could feel my insides bleeding.

“Dan get them out of me” I demanded as he pulled away from the kiss

“Why babe don’t you like them?” He said cheekily

“WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK DAN” the pain began to spread to all over my body

“I’m guessing not” He shoved his fingers inside me pulling one out at a time all covered in blood

He finally got the last one out. My insides felt relieved but pain still filled them

“I can make it better” He said as he put his tongue inside me swirling it around 

“DAN” finally a moan of pleasure escaped my lips

He licked away the blood but  I could still feel the open cuts inside me.

“Now Phil won’t be able to fuck you for weeks” He mumbled as he stopped eating me out

“Neither will you” I said stating an obvious point

“Wanna bet?” He said as he positioned himself on top of me

He shoved himself inside me. It hurt so much.

“I don’t care how much it hurts you’re mine and I will fuck you when ever I please” He said as he went in harder hitting my G spot but only causing pain

Tears began to build up in my eyes , did he not realize how much he’d hurt me.

“Don’t cry” He said as he began to go slower , “enjoy it any girl would die to be in your current position”

I didn’t reply , talking would just get me into more painful trouble

He stopped completely

I wouldn’t be able to walk for weeks all because Dan thought I had slept with Phil.

He pulled out of me and began to untie me

“maybe think next time before you fuck Phil you slut” He said as he finally undid the ropes around my arm

“You’re mine never forget that” He said as he forced his lips on mine

Finally I was completely untied , which really didn’t make a difference since movement was out of the question

“Be expecting some more of that tomorrow” Dan said with a wink as he left the room 

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Credit to @Danisnotbeyonce (twitter) for the lovely idea of this fic :) 

also my twitter is @Danwouldfucku :)

  1. crazy-cat-panda-lady reblogged this from horny-for-howell and added:
    What is wrong with this phandom smh 😂😂
  2. thephandombitch reblogged this from horny-for-howell
  3. l0velawlietandramen5eva reblogged this from horny-for-howell and added:
    WHAT THE FUCK FANDOM
  4. the-graceful-swan reblogged this from horny-for-howell and added:
    IM LAUGHING SO HARD!
  5. ultranipslip reblogged this from horny-for-howell
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  8. philxmakexmexhowell reblogged this from horny-for-howell and added:
    omfg I am dead. & scared for my vagina’s safety.
  9. hiddlessex reblogged this from horny-for-howell
  10. chicken-is-not-my-style reblogged this from horny-for-howell and added:
    this made me so angry omg as soon as i was untied i would have beat him to death with a fucking lamp or something and...
  11. emmaisnotcrazy reblogged this from horny-for-howell
  12. annreactstolife reblogged this from horny-for-howell and added:
    it’s kinda hot tbh but i count take it…i kinda sobbed silently bc dan hurt me :’(
  13. thetumblercultleader reblogged this from horny-for-howell and added:
    still better than the hat fic or the skin fic2 or kittens and steam rollers
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